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{{Episodes |Episode=Episode 150 |Title=Even Thief Can Make A Mistake |Image=Episode 150.gif |Size=250px |Caption=Why does the priest have a wife? |Date= Monday, May 20<sup>th</sup>, 2002 |Previous=Episode 149: No Good Can Come of This |Next=Episode 151: Excelsior! |Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/05/20/episode-150-even-thief-can-make-a-mistake/ }} '''Thief tells a joke, but nobody is laughing.''' ==Cast Appearing== *[[Thief]] *[[Giants|Giant]] *[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]] *[[Red Mage Statscowski]] *[[Fighter McWarrior]] *[[Princess Sara]] ==Setting== *[[Imp Forest]] ==Script== {{Script}} {{Thief|So the priest says "That's no giant, that's my '''wife!'''"}} |- {{Narrative|The Giant just looks at Thief.}} |- {{Thief|Eheh... heh<br> Psst! '''RM''', How's that plan coming?}} |- {{Red Mage|{{Directive|holding a scroll}} I've almost got it all figured out, Thief. Keep him busy for another minute or two and we can get down to business!}} |- {{Black Mage|{{Directive|dazed}} I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!}} |- {{Thief|I don't think I can '''spare''' another minute. I'm '''dyin'''' out here!}} |- {{Fighter|Just you wait, Princess Sara, we'll get you out of this in no time!}} |- {{Sara|{{Directive|thinking about FWACKing Fighter with a mace}}}} |- {{Thief|Okay, how about '''another''' joke?<br>How many giants does it take to screw in a light-bulb?}} |- {{Giant|I DO NOT KNOW, HOW MANY GIANTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?}} |- {{Thief|'''None''', because giants know that they are so damn '''fugly'''<!--not a typo--> that the light would be afraid to come out in the first place!}} |- {{Narrative|Thief falls on the floor laughing.}} |- {{Thief|<big>'''BWA HAHAHAHA!'''</big> Oh, man I love that one. It's a classic, I tell ya!}} |- {{Thief|Heh heh, wait, what have I done?}} |- |bgcolor=red style="border:2px solid #880000;" width="100px"|<font color=white>'''Red Mage'''</font> |rowspan="3"|Suicide! |- |bgcolor=#8B0000 style="border:2px solid #450000;" width="100px"|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>''' |- |bgcolor="pink" style="border:2px solid mediumvioletred;" width="100px"|'''Sara''' |- {{Narrative|There is a nuclear explosion. Giant beats Thief into the ground with his club, also hitting Black Mage.}} |- {{Black Mage|why did I get hit again?}} |- {{Thief|ouch...}} |- {{Red Mage|{{Directive|tossing the scoll away}} There goes '''that''' plan.}} |} ==Trivia== *"I'm So Pretty" is a song from [[Wikipedia:West Side Story|West Side Story]]. [[Category:Comic Scripts 101-200|0150]] [[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances|0150]] [[Category:Princess Sara Appearances|0150]] [[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances|0150]] [[Category:Red Mage Statscowski Appearances|0150]] [[Category:Thief Appearances|0160]]
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