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==Script== {{Script}} {{Matoya|I hope I haven't '''poisoned''' your opinions of me!<br>Because I'd hate to have '''poisoned''' our future dealings.<br>Bwa ha hahahaha... oh!<br>Ooh, ooh! Guess my favorite '80s band. Go on, '''guess'''.}} |- {{Black Mage|Gee, I don't know. Could it be... '''Poison'''?}} |- {{Matoya|No, it's '''Warrant'''! Guwa hahahaha!}} |- {{Matoya|{{Directive|rolling on floor, laughing}} Oh Gods, my wit is absolutely '''poisonous'''!}} |- {{Thief|A more '''accurate''' statement I have not heard in recent memory.}} |- {{Matoya|Oh, I'm sorry boys, really.<br>It's just that I '''am''' a witch and, well, honestly I don't get many hapless passersby 'round these parts.<br>Y'know, what with the giants and the werewolves and all.}} |- {{Matoya|But seriously I've poisoned you for a reason.}} |- {{Red Mage|Well '''that's''' good to know.}} |- {{Matoya|I need you boys to go out into the horrible world and find my crystal ball.}} |- {{Matoya|I'd get it myself, you understand, but I'm completely '''blind''' without it.}} |- {{Thief|Blind, eh?}} |- {{Matoya|I'll save you from the gruesome details, but suffice it to say that when a demon comments that he's like to see things through your eyes, he's not speaking metaphorically.<br>Anyway, assuming that you don't die from the teaming monster hordes or the poison I've given you, I'll reward you for your trouble.}} |- {{Thief|Reward, eh?}} |- {{Fighter|I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, ma'am, but we're on a really important mission to save--<br><big>'''YEEARGH!'''</big>}} |- {{Narrative|Fighter falls to the ground with Red Mage's sword, Thief's dagger and Black Mage's knife in his back.}} |- |bgcolor=red style="border:2px solid #880000;" width="100px"|<font color=white>'''Red Mage'''</font> |rowspan="2"|Shut up! We're going to get-- |- |bgcolor="lightsteelblue" style="border:2px solid steelblue;" width="100px"|'''Thief''' |- {{Red Mage|--Quest XP! It's like leveling up for free!}} |- {{Thief|--Money! It's like stealing for free!}} |- {{Black Mage|If you have to ask why '''my''' knife is also in his back, then you're not paying attention.}} |} [[Category:Comic Scripts 101-200|0176]] [[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances|0176]] [[Category:Matoya Appearances|0176]] [[Category:Red Mage Statscowski Appearances|0176]] [[Category:Thief Appearances|0176]] [[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances|0176]]
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