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{{Episodes |Episode=Episode 180 |Title=Headin’ To Pravoka |Image=Episode 180.png |Size=190px |Caption=That's all we need - another boring Maths lesson |Date=Friday, August 2<sup>nd</sup>, 2002 |Previous=Episode 179: A Little More Confusion |Next=Episode 181: Monsters Are Weird Lookin' |Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/08/02/episode-180-headin-to-pravoka/ }} '''Black Mage and Red Mage discuss the perks of side quests.''' ==Setting== *In a forest, on the way to [[Pravoka]] ==Cast Appearing== *[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]] *[[Red Mage Statscowski]] *[[Thief]] ''(as a frog)'' *[[Fighter McWarrior]] ==Script== {{Script}} {{Narrative|The Light Warriors are walking through a forest.}} |- {{Black Mage|Oh ye '''Gods''', we are pathetic.}} |- {{Red Mage|How so? We've been hired to be Light Warriors and we're questing to save the world, and right now we're on our very first sidequest!<br>Yeee!}} |- {{Black Mage|Yeah, this whole sidequest gig is great, let me tell ya.<br>I think my favorite thing about it is the part where we're all '''poisoned'''!}} |- {{Red Mage|B.M., It's almost like you have '''no''' understanding of adventuring '''at all'''.}} |- {{Narrative|A pie-chart of the Breakdown of EXP. is shown. Three quarters of the pie is labelled ''"Sidequests"'', a significant amount of the remaining quarter is labelled ''"Killing things"'', a smaller portion is ''"Solving ancient puzzles"'' and the smallest portion is ''"Main quest"''. Also shown is a bar graph showing experience types. The ''"Side Quest"'' is the largest with 503, and the ''"Main Quest"'' is only 24.}} |- {{Red Mage|Without sidequests, you're not on an adventure. You're just a roaming band of thugs who bring terror and '''death''' to an otherwise innocent and peaceful world. The noble sidequest is what separates us from the monsters. '''Life''' is a sidequest! Seize the EXP!}} |- {{Black Mage|Yes, but... your face is stupid!}} |- {{Red Mage|Alas, it is the secret, private agony of all who min/max... we bear the burden of a '''low charisma score'''!}} |- {{Black Mage|Newsflash: Your ugliness '''ain't''' a private pain, it hurts us all-'''booya'''!}} |- {{Black Mage|{{Directive|writing in his notescroll}} '''Man''', I'm so damn funny!}} |- {{Red Mage|Well, if we're done making fun of me--}} |- {{Black Mage|For now.}} |- {{Red Mage|--I'd like to say that Fighter appears to have mastered his armoire.}} |- {{Fighter|Oh yeah, carrying this thing is a '''breeze''' now that I'm fully supporting its weight with only my spine.}} |- {{Red Mage|But isn't that painful?}} |- {{Fighter|You have '''no''' idea.}} |} ==Trivia== *''Separates'' was misspelled as ''Seperates''. [[Category:Comic Scripts 101-200|0180]] [[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances|0180]] [[Category:Red Mage Statscowski Appearances|0180]] [[Category:Thief Appearances|0180]] [[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances|0180]]
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