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Episode 986 | |
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Date Published | Thursday, May 1st, 2008 |
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The two mages encounter the most infamous of superbosses: The legendary WARMECH!!!!
Cast Appearing[]
- Red Mage Statscowski
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Warmech (first appearance)
Setting[]
- Outside Sky Castle
Script[]
Red Mage and Black Mage heads to the Deathtrap. | |
Red Mage | Everything checks out on the pre-flight. This thing might actually be kinda safe. |
Black Mage | What makes you qualified to make that kind of judgement? |
Red Mage | Mastery of animal husbandry, of course. |
Black Mage | Why is that your answer for everything? How is that your answer for everything? |
Red Mage | There is no problem that cannot be overcome by an imaginative and vigorous use of the animal husbandry skill. |
Black Mage | You had to use "vigorous" in there, didn't you. |
Red Mage | I've got sketches if you'd like to see what I mean. |
Black Mage | Oh, no. We're done with this topic. Beyond done. |
Warmech appears. | |
Warmech | Hey. |
Red Mage | You're a robot. |
Warmech | Warmech, actually. |
Black Mage | Nope. That did it. I quit. I can only accept so many impossible things in one day. The deathtrap being safe, that airships work at all, and his whole animal sex fetish as a replacement for any field of knowledge thing have already strained that limit to the breaking. |
Warmech | Who says "peace out" anymore? |
Red Mage | Seriously. |
Trivia[]
- The title of this episode is taken from the fact that, in Final Fantasy, there is exactly a one-in-sixty-four chance that the player will encounter the enemy Warmech on the bridge where Tiamat is fought at the Sky Castle.