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| Episode 573 | |
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| A Fabulous Dream Vacation | |
| Date Published | Thursday, July 7, 2005 |
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Whining at a Dragon God King definitely isn't a good idea.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- Cardia Isles, inside Bahamut's den
Script[]
| Black Mage | Easiest quest ever.(Stomps on a rat) |
| Black Mage | (Handing it over) Let's roll, B-Dawg. |
| Bahamut | As a dragon, I have eight mundane senses and six supernatural ones. None of them confirm that this is the dreaded Dire Rat. |
| Black Mage | You said a rat's tail. There was not mention of its mood. |
| Red Mage | He's got you there. And I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense any more. |
| Red Mage | If that doesn't work, then the hours upon hours of whining will. |
| Bahamut | Another test of ages comes to mind. |
| Bahamut | It seems to me that the Enlightened Warriors wouldn't get eaten by an annoyed Dragon God King. There is but one way to find out. |
| The party are now outside the den. | |
| Red Mage | He was just the better man. |
| Fighter | But he's a dragon. |
| Red Mage | The better man. |
| They notice Thief standing next to a sign that says: FREE TOUR OF THE CARDIA ISLANDS ONLY 500 GIL | |
| Black Mage | You just made 1500 Gil, didn't you. |
| Thief | Yup. |