8-Bit Theater
Demo 01
Mr T
I know what you're thinking...
Unwisely Pissing Off the Fanbase
Date Published Saturday, October 12th, 2002
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Black Mage and Fighter explain why sprite comics are so lame (with guest appearance from Mr. T).

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  • Somewhere overcast


Black MageSprite comics are so lame.
FighterYes, I agree. I hates me them sprite comics
Black MageI really hate how they just reuse their images.
FighterYou mean how they just reuse images from games.
FighterOr how they just copy and paste the same panel over and over in an desperate attempt to fill space?
The same panel is repeated twice.
Black MageBoth.
FighterI also dislike the sad attempts at self-referential humor.
Black MageIt's even worse when they reference their self referential humor.
FighterIt's like post modern irony, but really dumb.
Black MageGood thing we don't do that.
FighterSo... now what?
Black MageCliche "wackiness"?
Cut to five blokes inside a ring of instruments.
Five Blokes NOOOOOOOO!
Mr. T I'm Mr. T! And I'm in a sprite comic! It's funny 'cause It's not what you would expect! I pity da foo' what don't think this is hilarious.
Pie I am pie! Pie is wacky--especially with legs! If I weren't me, I'd be eatin' me right now! Wacky!
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