Black Mage and Fighter explain why sprite comics are so lame (with guest appearance from Mr. T).
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| Black Mage |
Sprite comics are so lame.
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| Fighter |
Yes, I agree. I hates me them sprite comics
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| Black Mage |
I really hate how they just reuse their images.
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| Fighter |
You mean how they just reuse images from games.
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| Fighter |
Or how they just copy and paste the same panel over and over in an desperate attempt to fill space?
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| The same panel is repeated twice.
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| Black Mage |
Both.
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| Fighter |
I also dislike the sad attempts at self-referential humor.
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| Black Mage |
It's even worse when they reference their self referential humor.
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| Fighter |
It's like post modern irony, but really dumb.
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| Black Mage |
Good thing we don't do that.
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| Fighter |
Yup!
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| Fighter |
So... now what?
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| Black Mage |
Cliche "wackiness"?
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| Cut to five blokes inside a ring of instruments.
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| Five Blokes
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NOOOOOOOO!
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| NOT ANOTHER WACKY MONTAGE!
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| Mr. T
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I'm Mr. T! And I'm in a sprite comic! It's funny 'cause It's not what you would expect! I pity da foo' what don't think this is hilarious.
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| Pie
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I am pie! Pie is wacky--especially with legs! If I weren't me, I'd be eatin' me right now! Wacky!
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