Red Mage is up to his tabletop RPG antics again...
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Sarda |
Red Mage? Why are you following me around?
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Red Mage |
Don't play dumb, Sarda. I'm gaining experience!
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Red Mage |
Alternate systems use non-murder-based methods of gaining experience, like reading a book or being trained by a master.
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Red Mage |
You're powerful enough to control reality! I figure if I hang around long enough, I'm bound to get some major experience!
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Sarda |
(handing him a slip of paper) You know what, Red Mage? You're right. In fact, this just arrived for you. You've earned it.
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Red Mage |
Wow! A physical manifestation of experience points! All for me!
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Sarda |
Yes, Red Mage. It's your very own reality check.
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Red Mage narrows his eyes at him...
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