| 8-Bit Theater | |
| E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies | |
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| More fuggin' guest comics | |
| Guest comic by Andre-Guy Landry | |
| Date Published | Saturday, May 21, 2005 |
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Black Mage does White Mage a favour...
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A town
Script[]
| Black Mage | White Mage wait! |
| White Mage | What now... |
| Black Mage | I realized that the only way we'll get to do it like nasty pigs, ...uhh, I mean, "The only way we'll get to be together" is if I dedicate my life to that "greater good" crap you're always talking about. |
| White Mage | What's in the bucket? |
| Black Mage | It's Black Belt, I'm going to revive him for you. It'll be my first good deed |
| White Mage | What!?! |
| Black Mage | Yeah, I learned White Magic from some scribblings in a bathroom stall, then I gathered every charred, smelly, and rotting piece of Black Belt meat from the walls in Gurgu Volcano and put 'em in this bucket. |
| White Mage | You're a demented little monster |
| Black Mage | Prepared to be amazed... LYFE |
| Black Mage | Ha! I give you: Black Belt good as new |
| The bucket moans...with White Mage covering her mouth in disgust. | |
| Black Mage | So, do you want to rent a room at the inn or just hop behind those bushes? What? |
...you know what, some descriptions are probably too horrible for words. Zombie Black Belt is emerging from the bucket. He looks pretty bad. , Take our word for it. | |
| Black Belt | Aarghh!!! Every second of existance is like a thousand excruciating deaths |
| Black Mage | Interesting... So, are you taking your own pants off or should I? |
| Black Mage is stuck in the ground, smashed in by White Mage's sledgehammer. | |
| Fighter | Can I dig a tunnel too? |