Editing E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies

{{Episodes
|Episode=E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies
|Title=Guest comic by Andre-Guy Landry
|Image={{No Image}}
|Size=244px
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|Date= Saturday, May 21, 2005   
|Previous=E3 ‘05: Checks and Balances
|Next=E3 ‘05: Dream Analysis
|Link=http://www.nuklearpower.com/2005/05/21/e3-05-white-magic-for-dummies/
|}}

'''Black Mage does White Mage a favour...'''

==Cast Appearing==
*[[Fighter McWarrior]][[Category:Fighter McWarrior Appearances|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies]]
*[[Black Mage Evilwizardington]][[Category:Black Mage Evilwizardington Appearances|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies]]
*[[White Mage]][[Category:White Mage Appearances|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies]]
*[[Black Belt]][[Category:Black Belt Appearances|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies]]
==Setting==
*A town
==Script==
{{Script}}
{{Black Mage|White Mage wait!}}
{{White Mage|What now...}}
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{{Black Mage|I realized that the only way we'll get to do it like nasty pigs,<br>...uhh, I mean,<br>"The only way we'll get to be together" is if I dedicate my life to that "greater good" crap you're always talking about.}}
{{White Mage|What's in the bucket?}}
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{{Black Mage|It's Black Belt, I'm going to revive him for you. It'll be my first good deed}}
{{White Mage|What!?!}}
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{{Black Mage|Yeah, I learned White Magic from some scribblings in a bathroom stall, then I gathered every charred, smelly, and rotting piece of Black Belt meat from the walls in Gurgu Volcano and put 'em in this bucket.}}
{{White Mage|You're a demented little monster}}
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{{Black Mage|1=Prepared to be amazed...<br><big><big><font color="lightblue">'''LYFE'''</font></big></big>}}
{{Black Mage|Ha! I give you: '''''Black Belt''''' good as new}}
{{Narrative|The bucket moans...with White Mage covering her mouth in disgust.}}
{{Black Mage|So, do you want to rent a room at the inn or just hop behind those bushes?<br>What?}}
{{Narrative|<s>A shot of Black Belt emerging from the bucket half deco</s> <small><small><BR>...you know what, some descriptions are probably too horrible for words.</small></small><BR>Zombie Black Belt is emerging from the bucket. He looks pretty bad. , <small>Take our word for it.</small>}}
{{Black Belt|'''''Aarghh!!! Every second of existance is like a thousand excruciating deaths'''''}}
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{{Black Mage|Interesting...<br>So, are you taking your own pants off or should I?}}
{{Narrative|Black Mage is stuck in the ground, smashed in by White Mage's sledgehammer.}}
{{Fighter|Can I dig a tunnel too?}}
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[[Category: Comic Interludes|E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies]]