E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies

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E3 ‘05: White Magic for Dummies
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Guest comic by Andre-Guy Landry
Date Published	Saturday, May 21, 2005
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Black Mage does White Mage a favour...

Cast Appearing

• Fighter McWarrior
• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• White Mage
• Black Belt

Setting

• A town

Script

Black Mage	White Mage wait!
White Mage	What now...
Black Mage	I realized that the only way we'll get to do it like nasty pigs, ...uhh, I mean, "The only way we'll get to be together" is if I dedicate my life to that "greater good" crap you're always talking about.
White Mage	What's in the bucket?
Black Mage	It's Black Belt, I'm going to revive him for you. It'll be my first good deed
White Mage	What!?!
Black Mage	Yeah, I learned White Magic from some scribblings in a bathroom stall, then I gathered every charred, smelly, and rotting piece of Black Belt meat from the walls in Gurgu Volcano and put 'em in this bucket.
White Mage	You're a demented little monster
Black Mage	Prepared to be amazed... LYFE
Black Mage	Ha! I give you: Black Belt good as new
The bucket moans...with White Mage covering her mouth in disgust.
Black Mage	So, do you want to rent a room at the inn or just hop behind those bushes? What?
Black Belt	Aarghh!!! Every second of existance is like a thousand excruciating deaths
Black Mage	Interesting... So, are you taking your own pants off or should I?
Black Mage is stuck in the ground, smashed in by White Mage's sledgehammer.
Fighter	Can I dig a tunnel too?