8-Bit Theater
E3 '05: You're in Trouble
Has this stopped Thief before?
Has this stopped Thief before?
Guest comic by Gustavo Herodier
Date Published Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Previous Comic E3 ‘05: The Heart of the Matter
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Thief cheats out Akbar for rare potions.

Cast Appearing[]


  • A bazaar


A sign says:
Unparalleled potion of ultimate fox's cunning and devious treachery +1
AMAZE your relatives!
TRICK your enemies!
FOOL your friends!
Thief I'll have three of those!
Akbar Only one per customer!
Thief (thinking) What??? They must be rarer than I thought...

I'll show you cunning, hoo-man!
Thief (beaming) Alright then, I'll take just the one and not any more at all!
Thief (beaming, with a sombrero) Hello stranger!

I wish to purchase one of these for the very first time ever!
Thief (beaming, with glasses and thick eyebrows) Good day sir!

I'd like to purchase my very first one of these...again.
Cut to Thief dressed up as a clown, a gentleman, a pirate, Strong Bad, and a moogle...
Thief Sucker!
Akbar (simultaneously, zipping his pants) Sucker!