8-Bit Theater | |
E3 '05: You're in Trouble | |
Has this stopped Thief before? | |
Guest comic by Gustavo Herodier | |
Date Published | Tuesday, May 17, 2005 |
Previous Comic | E3 ‘05: The Heart of the Matter |
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Thief cheats out Akbar for rare potions.
Cast Appearing[]
Setting[]
- A bazaar
Script[]
A sign says: AMAZING. ULTRA RARE! Unparalleled potion of ultimate fox's cunning and devious treachery +1 AMAZE your relatives! TRICK your enemies! FOOL your friends! | |
Thief | I'll have three of those! |
Akbar | Only one per customer! |
Thief | (thinking) What??? They must be rarer than I thought... I'll show you cunning, hoo-man! |
Thief | (beaming) Alright then, I'll take just the one and not any more at all! |
Thief | (beaming, with a sombrero) Hello stranger! I wish to purchase one of these for the very first time ever! |
Thief | (beaming, with glasses and thick eyebrows) Good day sir! I'd like to purchase my very first one of these...again. |
Cut to Thief dressed up as a clown, a gentleman, a pirate, Strong Bad, and a moogle... | |
Thief | Sucker! |
Akbar | (simultaneously, zipping his pants) Sucker! |