Fighter and Black Mage are taking a stroll through the forest, until Black Mage wonders why they are doing so.
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Black Mage |
So why is it we're going through the Giant's Forest?
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Fighter |
Because beyond it is the Cave of No Return.
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Black Mage |
Riiiiight. And we would ever want to go there because...?
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Fighter |
Dude. Weren't you paying attention to the old man who tipped us off?
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Black Mage |
Just indulge me.
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Fighter |
Within the Cave of No Return lies the Armor of Invincibility. Duh.
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Black Mage |
Wait. If it's a Cave of No Return, then how does anyone know what's inside of it?
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Black Mage and Fighter stare at each other.
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Fighter |
Well where would you suggest they put a suit of mystical Armor of Invincibility?
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Black Mage |
OK, Chuckles. From now on, I pick the adventures.
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Fighter |
Phooey.
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