8-Bit Theater
Episode 001
We’re going where?
Date Published March 2nd, 2001
Next Comic Episode 002: Why is he in the lead anyway?
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Fighter and Black Mage are taking a stroll through the forest, until Black Mage wonders why they are doing so.

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Black MageSo why is it we're going through the Giant's Forest?
FighterBecause beyond it is the Cave of No Return.
Black MageRiiiiight. And we would ever want to go there because...?
FighterDude. Weren't you paying attention to the old man who tipped us off?
Black MageJust indulge me.
FighterWithin the Cave of No Return lies the Armor of Invincibility. Duh.
Black MageWait. If it's a Cave of No Return, then how does anyone know what's inside of it?
Black Mage and Fighter stare at each other.
FighterWell where would you suggest they put a suit of mystical Armor of Invincibility?
Black MageOK, Chuckles. From now on, I pick the adventures.