8-Bit Theater
Episode 002
I Like Swords
Fighter Likes Swords
Why is he in the lead anyway?
Date Published March 5th, 2001
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Black Mage is concerned about Fighter's awesome navigation skills.

Cast AppearingEdit


First Mention OfEdit

  • Fighter's Love Of Swords


Black MageWe're lost. You know that, right?
FighterNo We're Not.
Black MageWe've been walking around for hours!
FighterRelax, I know exactly where we're going.
Black MageOh do you?
FighterYup. About an hour ago, I found these tracks left by a couple of other guys. So all we have to do is follow these until they lead us out.
Black MageTell me, what do you know about these guys from their tracks?
FighterHm, they're about our heights, our weights, seem to be traveling at about our pace. One of them is probably wearing a suit of armor and the other seems to have cloak or a robe that brushes the ground after his steps. Why?
Black MageThese are our own tracks, you nimrod! You've led us in circles!
FighterCircles, eh?
Black MageShut up. OK, let's think...
FighterI like swords
Black MageCorrection, I'll think.