Episode 002: Why is he in the lead anyway?

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Episode 002
Fighter Likes Swords
Why is he in the lead anyway?
Date Published	March 5th, 2001
Previous Comic	Episode 001: We're going where?
Next Comic	Episode 003: They call it "Giant's Forest" for a reason.
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Black Mage is concerned about Fighter's awesome navigation skills.

Cast Appearing

• Black Mage Evilwizardington
• Fighter McWarrior

Setting

• Giant's Forest

First Mention Of

• Fighter's Love Of Swords

Script

Black Mage	We're lost. You know that, right?
Fighter	No We're Not.
Black Mage	We've been walking around for hours!
Fighter	Relax, I know exactly where we're going.
Black Mage	Oh do you?
Fighter	Yup. About an hour ago, I found these tracks left by a couple of other guys. So all we have to do is follow these until they lead us out.
Black Mage	Tell me, what do you know about these guys from their tracks?
Fighter	Hm, they're about our heights, our weights, seem to be traveling at about our pace. One of them is probably wearing a suit of armor and the other seems to have cloak or a robe that brushes the ground after his steps. Why?
Black Mage	These are our own tracks, you nimrod! You've led us in circles!
Fighter	Circles, eh?
Black Mage	Shut up. OK, let's think...
Fighter	I like swords
Black Mage	Correction, I'll think.