8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 003 | |
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Now coming in Black Mage and Fighter flavours | |
They call it āGiantās Forestā for a reason. | |
Date Published | March 8th, 2001 |
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The party has their first encounter, leading Black Mage to reveal his more courageous side.
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Black Mage | OK, if we can just get our bearings straight, then we can find our way out of here. |
Fighter | Ooh, I know! We can navigate by way of these tracks! |
Black Mage is silent, looking angry | |
Fighter | Well we could. |
Black Mage | Shut up.
All right, we'll use that overly huge and strangely purple rock formation as a starting point |
Giant | AHEM. |
Black Mage | ā¦and after making a thorough search of the area using a grid-like system, we-- |
Giant | HM, SQUISHIES. |
Pause. | |
Fighter | Stand back, Mage! He shall sample my blade! |
Fighter draws out his sword. | |
Fighter | No, dear friend, don't try to talk me out of it.
Don't... y'know, don't use any of your magic attacks to instantly put an end to this battle or anything⦠Please? |
Black Mage runs away. | |
Fighter | Aww nuts. |