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Episode 005
RUN FIGHTER RUN!
RUN FIGHTER RUN!
Fight, heroes, fight!
Date Published March 14th, 2001
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Fighter shows off his best tactic yet.

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Fighter All right. I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no other choice.
Fighter runs away.
Giant HEY…
Scene changes to Black Mage and Thief fighting.
Thief C'mon. Cough up the gold, magic-loser.
Black Mage OK, yeah. Sure. Just let me reach into my secretive mage-style robes and pull out…

My knife!

Thief and Black Mage lock swords. However, Thief pushes Black Mage's knife away from him.
Thief Wrong move, sparky.
Black Mage Aww nuts.
Fighter suddenly appears, swiping Black Mage away at light speed.
Thief ?!
Fighter RUN AWAY!!!
A shadow looms over Thief.
Thief That's odd. The Thief's almanac didn't say anything about there being a total eclipse of the--
Giant COME BACK HERE!
Giant crushes Thief.
Thief Is there a white mage in the audience?