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Episode 006
From Nintendo, the latest of fourth-wall breaking strategy guides.
From Nintendo, the latest of fourth-wall breaking strategy guides.
Time to make a stand.
Date Published March 17th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 005: Run heroes, run!
Next Comic Episode 007: Kamehameha!... or something.
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Using his keen insight, Black Mage formulates a plan.

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Black Mage 'Stand back mage, he shall sample my blade', eh?
Fighter It didn't take.
Black Mage Y'don't say.
Fighter Think of something!
Black Mage takes out a Nintendo Player's Guide.
Black Mage According to this, the giant only has 132 HP.
Fighter Gee, is that all. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Black Mage Wait, stop running. I've got a plan.
Fighter stops running
Fighter You wanna share this plan?
Black Mage Do you know what happens to a giant when it's blasted with a fireball?
Fighter Er… no, what?
Black Mage The same thing happens to everything else!
Pause
Fighter Dude, that line sucks.
Giant HELLO.
Black Mage Look, just distract him whilst I whip up some magic.
Fighter tries to strike the Giant's foot with his sword, but to no effect.
Fighter Aww crap.