| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 009 | |
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| BLARG! | |
| What the thief says… | |
| Date Published | March 26th, 2001 |
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The party walks back home, and Fighter's "Save the Planet" sense is tingling.
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| Fighter | I can't believe you nuked the Giant's Forest. Now we'll never find the Cave of No Return. Jerk. |
| Black Mage | Ugh.
There never was a Cave of No Return, you clod. |
| Fighter | Yeah right. Like the old man would lie after I paid him all our gold in exchange for some information on where to find an adventure. |
| Black Mage | I hate to break it to you, but he took our gold. |
| Fighter | Ha! You think you're so smart. Well, for your information, he didn't take our gold, I gave it to him, so there. |
| Switches to Black Mages thoughts. | |
| Fighter | Duh, I am the Fighter, I gives away all of our shineys. |
| Black Mage Hadokens Fighter. | |
| Fighter | Blarg! I am dead! |
| Switches back to reality. | |
| Black Mage | Heh heh, sucker. |
| Fighter looks confused | |
| Black Mage | Ahem. Nevermind. Let's just get back to town. |
| Fighter | (out of frame) Why? |
| Black Mage | (out of frame) To get our money back from the old man! |
| A bush moves. | |
| Black Mage | Well, what're we waiting on! |
| Thief comes out of the bush. | |
| Thief | The plot thinkens… |
| Thief goes back inside the bush and follows Black Mage and Fighter. | |