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'''Black Mage suggests they run but Fighter knows they can't. After the monsters lecture them on the finer points of being a monster, Black Mage formulate a plan.'''
 
'''Black Mage suggests they run but Fighter knows they can't. After the monsters lecture them on the finer points of being a monster, Black Mage formulate a plan.'''
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|bgcolor=#8B0000|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''||So now what?
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{{Fighter|So now what?}}
 
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|bgcolor=black|'''<font color=white>Black Mage</font>'''||We run like scared little forest elves, that's what!
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{{Black Mage|We run like scared little forest elves, that's what!}}
 
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|bgcolor=#8B0000|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''||Run? Run?! We can't run! Not after all that was said about your magic powers!
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{{Fighter|Run? Run?! We can't run! Not after all that was said about your magic powers!}}
 
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|bgcolor=black|'''<font color=white>Black Mage</font>'''||And who's fault is that?
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{{Black Mage|And who's fault is that?}}
 
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|bgcolor=#8B0000|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''||Now is not the time to points fingers.
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{{Fighter|Now is not the time to point fingers.}}
 
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|bgcolor=black|'''<font color=white>Black Mage</font>'''||Uh-huh.
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{{Black Mage|Uh-huh.}}
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|bgcolor=#C080FF style="border:2px solid #604088;"|'''Monsters'''||We ain't got all day, y'know.
 
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{{Black Mage|Sorry guys, just one second.}}
|Monsters||We ain't got all day, y'know.
 
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|bgcolor=#C080FF style="border:2px solid #604088;"|'''Monsters'''||Make it quick.
 
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{{Fighter|Those monsters are gonna eat us alive!}}
|bgcolor=black|'''<font color=white>Black Mage</font>'''||Sorry guys, just one second.
 
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|bgcolor=#C080FF style="border:2px solid #604088;"|'''Monsters'''||Human flesh? Raw?
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Oh heavens no.
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How barbaric!
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What does he think we are, monsters?
 
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{{Narrative|The two parties stand in silence.}}
|Monsters||Make it quick.
 
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|bgcolor=#C080FF style="border:2px solid #604088;"|'''Monsters'''||Well, yeah. We are monsters, but we're not '''monsters''' about it.
|bgcolor=#8B0000|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''||Those monsters are gonna eat us alive!
 
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Enough talk. '''Attack!'''
|Monsters||Human flesh? Raw?<br>Oh heavens no.<br>How barbaric!<br>What does he think we are, monsters?
 
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|colspan="2" align="center"|''The two parties stand in silence.''
 
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|Monsters||Well, yeah. We are monsters, but we're not '''monsters''' about it.<br><br>Enough talk. '''Attack!'''
 
 
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|bgcolor=#8B0000|'''<font color=white>Fighter</font>'''||Mage, you've got to think of something!
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{{Fighter|Mage, you've got to think of something!}}
 
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|bgcolor=black|'''<font color=white>Black Mage</font>'''||I have, Fighter. I have.
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{{Black Mage|I have, Fighter. I have.}}
 
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Latest revision as of 13:23, 1 April 2009

8-Bit Theater
Episode 012
"They've got us haunting a family in Texas later
"They've got us haunting a family in Texas later."
The Dramatic Cliffhanger!
Date Published April 3rd, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 011: The Great Black Mage Hype.
Next Comic Episode 013: The Dramatic Flashback!
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Black Mage suggests they run but Fighter knows they can't. After the monsters lecture them on the finer points of being a monster, Black Mage formulate a plan.

Cast Appearing[]

Setting[]

Script[]

Fighter So now what?
Black Mage We run like scared little forest elves, that's what!
Fighter Run? Run?! We can't run! Not after all that was said about your magic powers!
Black Mage And who's fault is that?
Fighter Now is not the time to point fingers.
Black Mage Uh-huh.
Monsters We ain't got all day, y'know.
Black Mage Sorry guys, just one second.
Monsters Make it quick.
Fighter Those monsters are gonna eat us alive!
Monsters Human flesh? Raw?

Oh heavens no.

How barbaric!

What does he think we are, monsters?

The two parties stand in silence.
Monsters Well, yeah. We are monsters, but we're not monsters about it.

Enough talk. Attack!

Fighter Mage, you've got to think of something!
Black Mage I have, Fighter. I have.