| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 012 | |
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| "They've got us haunting a family in Texas later." | |
| The Dramatic Cliffhanger! | |
| Date Published | April 3rd, 2001 |
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Black Mage suggests they run but Fighter knows they can't. After the monsters lecture them on the finer points of being a monster, Black Mage formulate a plan.
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| Fighter | So now what? |
| Black Mage | We run like scared little forest elves, that's what! |
| Fighter | Run? Run?! We can't run! Not after all that was said about your magic powers! |
| Black Mage | And who's fault is that? |
| Fighter | Now is not the time to points fingers. |
| Black Mage | Uh-huh. |
| Monsters | We ain't got all day, y'know. |
| Black Mage | Sorry guys, just one second. |
| Monsters | Make it quick. |
| Fighter | Those monsters are gonna eat us alive! |
| Monsters | Human flesh? Raw? Oh heavens no. How barbaric! What does he think we are, monsters? |
| The two parties stand in silence. | |
| Monsters | Well, yeah. We are monsters, but we're not monsters about it. Enough talk. Attack! |
| Fighter | Mage, you've got to think of something! |
| Black Mage | I have, Fighter. I have. |