8-Bit Theater
Episode 013
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The Dramatic Flashback!
Date Published April 6th, 2001
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FighterOK, what's your plan?
Black MageA little something I like to call...
Black Mage grabs Fighter and throws him at the Monsters.
FighterOK. Don't panic. Must tap into inner reserves of strength. Must remember ancient and complex techniques of Vargus, the ultimate swordsman whom I trained under all my life...
And thus Fighter did harken back to his days spent at Fighter's Camp '86...
Vargus(out of frame) OK, Fighter. This is the most complicated technique I've taught you thus far...
Fighter(whilst watching the TV) Complicated technique, got it.
VargusShould you ever find yourself being hurled at a horde of monsters, this is what you must do.
FighterHorde of monsters, sure.
VargusFirst adopt stance three-alpha, as though falling from a great distance, with the sword parallel to the ground as opposed to perpen... are you even paying attention?
FighterYeah, yeah. Stance four-beta. Gotcha.
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Back in the modern day.
FighterDamn you, wasted youth! Damn you I say! Guess I'll just have to improvise.
Fighter draws two blades.
FighterTwo-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!!!
Black MageWhatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on.
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