| Fighter |
OK, what's your plan?
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| Black Mage |
A little something I like to call...
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| Black Mage grabs Fighter and throws him at the Monsters.
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| Black Mage |
FIGHTERDOKEN!
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| Fighter |
OK. Don't panic. Must tap into inner reserves of strength. Must remember ancient and complex techniques of Vargus, the ultimate swordsman whom I trained under all my life...
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| And thus Fighter did harken back to his days spent at Fighter's Camp '86...
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| Vargus |
(out of frame) OK, Fighter. This is the most complicated technique I've taught you thus far...
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| Fighter |
(whilst watching the TV) Complicated technique, got it.
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| Vargus |
Should you ever find yourself being hurled at a horde of monsters, this is what you must do.
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| Fighter |
Horde of monsters, sure.
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| Vargus |
First adopt stance three-alpha, as though falling from a great distance, with the sword parallel to the ground as opposed to perpen... are you even paying attention?
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| Fighter |
Yeah, yeah. Stance four-beta. Gotcha.
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| TV |
Next on Chicks in Chainmail, Eva Knyghtebane sports her new ebony bikini-plate armor...
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| Back in the modern day.
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| Fighter |
Damn you, wasted youth! Damn you I say! Guess I'll just have to improvise.
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| Fighter draws two blades.
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| Fighter |
Two-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!!!
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| Black Mage |
Whatever that is, it better involve keeping his pants on.
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