|Technically an item shop, but that's just semantics.|
|Gathere Ye Lighte Warriorse|
|Date Published||April 18th, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 016: The Quest to Assault the Elderly!|
|Next Comic||Episode 018: We've All Been There.|
Sometimes the best solution is just to give Fighter what he wants.
|Fighter||But I wanna be a Light Warrior!|
|Black Mage||You're not going to shut up about this, are you?|
|Black Mage||Fine, tell you what. If you can convince two complete strangers to join us on a suicide mission to rid the world of evil, then sure, we'll apply for the Light Warrior job.|
|Fighter||Goody goody gumdrops!|
|Black Mage||But if you can't find two other hardy souls ready to die a gruesome and painful death at the hands of insane goblins and ogres for no good reason, then we never talk about this Light Warrior crap again. Agreed?|
|Fighter||We're gonna be Light Warriors! Weeeeeeeeee!|
|Black Mage||Meanwhile, I'll go beat the day lights out of that old man. He can't be that tough.|
|Fighter||Shouldn't we meet back soon? Otherwise, the position might be taken!|
|Black Mage||Yeah, we wouldn't want that to happen.
Ahem. I mean, yeah. We'll meet back here in one hour.
|Fighter||That oughta be just enough time to round up some brave do-gooders!|
|Black Mage walks away.|
|Black Mage||Heh. He actually thinks he'll find someone who wants to join us. I'm sure he'll just waste his time browsing at a weapons shop anyway. Besides, he's too stupid to get into trouble, so I've got nothing to worry about…|
|Fighter approaches the weapons shop.|
|Fighter||Hm, where to start? Maybe at yon local weapons shop...|
|Thief's bush shuffles up and he pops out in front of Fighter.|