|"About five vats of hair gel."|
|We've All Been There.|
|Date Published||April 20th, 2001|
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At the hero try outs, a familiar face tries out.
|Thief has set up a line with a sign:
|Cloud||Hi, I'm Cloud!|
|Fighter||All right, Cloud. What'cha got for us?|
|Cloud||Well, I can summon the Gods themselves to do my bidding.|
|Fighter||Awesome! Summon me up a God and smite somethin'!|
|Cloud starts striking poses with clocks.|
|Cloud||(out of frame) Bear with me, OK just a little longer, I'm almost there. Just a few more impressive poses and 3D lighting effects, maybe a lens flare or two just for kicks. Ooh, did you see that? Wow, I'm cool.|
|Cut to Fighter who is asleep.|
- Familiar faces in the line include the Onion Knight, Princess Sara and Desch from Final Fantasy III.