| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 018 | |
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| "About five vats of hair gel." | |
| We've All Been There. | |
| Date Published | April 20th, 2001 |
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At the hero try outs, a familiar face tries out.
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| Thief has set up a line with a sign:
Lighte Warriore | |
| Thief | Suckers! |
| Fighter | Next. |
| Cloud | Hi, I'm Cloud! |
| Fighter | All right, Cloud. What'cha got for us? |
| Cloud | Well, I can summon the Gods themselves to do my bidding. |
| Fighter | Awesome! Summon me up a God and smite somethin'! |
| Cloud starts striking poses with clocks. | |
| KA-BOOM! THOOM! GROOM? NEAT! KEEN! IMPRESSIVE! TIME CONSUMING! | |
| Cloud | (out of frame) Bear with me, OK just a little longer, I'm almost there. Just a few more impressive poses and 3D lighting effects, maybe a lens flare or two just for kicks. Ooh, did you see that? Wow, I'm cool. |
| Cut to Fighter who is asleep. | |
| Fighter | Zzzzzz... |
Notes[]
Desch makes the most of his appearance by striking a pose.
- Familiar faces in the line include the Onion Knight, Princess Sara and Desch from Final Fantasy III.