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8-Bit Theater
Episode 018
"About five vats of hair gel."
"About five vats of hair gel."
We've All Been There.
Date Published April 20th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 017: Gathere Ye Lighte Warriorse!
Next Comic Episode 019: Sephiroth's Was So Much Cooler Anyway.
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At the hero try outs, a familiar face tries out.

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Script[]

Thief has set up a line with a sign:

Lighte Warriore
Trye-Outse Todaye

Thief Suckers!
Fighter Next.
Cloud Hi, I'm Cloud!
Fighter All right, Cloud. What'cha got for us?
Cloud Well, I can summon the Gods themselves to do my bidding.
Fighter Awesome! Summon me up a God and smite somethin'!
Cloud starts striking poses with clocks.
KA-BOOM!
THOOM!
GROOM?
NEAT! KEEN!
IMPRESSIVE!
TIME CONSUMING!
Cloud (out of frame) Bear with me, OK just a little longer, I'm almost there. Just a few more impressive poses and 3D lighting effects, maybe a lens flare or two just for kicks. Ooh, did you see that? Wow, I'm cool.
Cut to Fighter who is asleep.
Fighter Zzzzzz...

Notes[]

Desch makes the most of his appearance by striking a pose.

  • Familiar faces in the line include the Onion Knight, Princess Sara and Desch from Final Fantasy III.
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