|Death comes in many varieties, especially if you've stolen from Black Mage.|
|Assaulting the Elderly at Last!|
|Date Published||April 27th, 2001|
|Previous Comic||Episode 020: The Quest to Assault the Elderly Continues!|
|Next Comic||Episode 022: Mission Accomplished!|
The old men eat some electric death.
Cast[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Old Man 1
- Old Man 2
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage starts charging his spell.|
|Old Man 2||What's he doing?|
|Old Man 1||Well, if I had to guess, I'd say that's electric death.|
|Black Mage||Bolt-2, mutha fugga!|
|Black Mage fries the old men.|
|The Bartender hides behind the bar.|
|Black Mage||This'll go a lot easier if you co-operate. Got me!
I wanna know which one of you old crusty old punks took a whole lotta gold from my idiot friend, Fighter.
|The men's corpses just sizzle.|
|Black Mage||Wrong answer!|
|Bartender||It wasn't them! They haven't left this building in ten years.
Please don't kill me.
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