8-Bit Theater
Episode 021
Death comes in many varieties, especially if you've stolen from Black Mage.
Death comes in many varieties, especially if you've stolen from Black Mage.
Assaulting the Elderly at Last!
Date Published April 27th, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 020: The Quest to Assault the Elderly Continues!
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The old men eat some electric death.

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Black Mage starts charging his spell.
Old Man 2 What's he doing?
Old Man 1 Well, if I had to guess, I'd say that's electric death.
Black Mage Bolt-2, mutha fugga!
Black Mage fries the old men.
Bartender Meep
The Bartender hides behind the bar.
Black Mage This'll go a lot easier if you co-operate. Got me!

I wanna know which one of you old crusty old punks took a whole lotta gold from my idiot friend, Fighter.

The men's corpses just sizzle.
Black Mage Wrong answer!
Bartender It wasn't them! They haven't left this building in ten years.

Please don't kill me.

Black Mage Yoing!
Bartender Whew
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