8-Bit Theater
Episode 022
Less electric death, more break-your-bones death.
Less electric death, more break-your-bones death.
Mission Accomplished!
Date Published April 29th, 2001
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Black Mage encounters a rather jolly old man, who's about to become a lot less jolly.





Black Mage Well crap. I still don't have a clue how to find the old bastard that took our gold.

And now that I've nuked the old folks home, I'm fresh out of ideas!

An old man walks down the path.
Old Man Wow, I've got so much money!

More money than I know what to do with, in fact.

Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd still be rolling in cash!

Black Mage Shut it, geezer! Can't you see I'm trying to think over here!
Old Man Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm so happy to have recently come into such a large amount of money.
Black Mage 1, 2, 3...
Old Man It really is a great story, y'know. How I came across all this gold, I mean.
Black Mage 4, 5... Screw it!
(That was Black Mage's patience)
Black Mage Leave me alone you crazy old man! Can't you see I'm busy looking for an old man who recently came into a boatload of... mon... ey?
Black Mage realizes something.
Old Man Why are you looking at me like that?
Pan to outside Corneria.
Old Man ARGH! My brittle old man hip!