|Less electric death, more break-your-bones death.|
|Date Published||April 29th, 2001|
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Black Mage encounters a rather jolly old man, who's about to become a lot less jolly.
Cast[edit | edit source]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Old Man
Setting[edit | edit source]
Script[edit | edit source]
|Black Mage||Well crap. I still don't have a clue how to find the old bastard that took our gold.
And now that I've nuked the old folks home, I'm fresh out of ideas!
|An old man walks down the path.|
|Old Man||Wow, I've got so much money!
More money than I know what to do with, in fact.
Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd still be rolling in cash!
|Black Mage||Shut it, geezer! Can't you see I'm trying to think over here!|
|Old Man||Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm so happy to have recently come into such a large amount of money.|
|Black Mage||1, 2, 3...|
|Old Man||It really is a great story, y'know. How I came across all this gold, I mean.|
|Black Mage||4, 5... Screw it!|
(That was Black Mage's patience)
|Black Mage||Leave me alone you crazy old man! Can't you see I'm busy looking for an old man who recently came into a boatload of... mon... ey?|
|Black Mage realizes something.|
|Old Man||Why are you looking at me like that?|
|Pan to outside Corneria.|
|Old Man||ARGH! My brittle old man hip!|