| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 022 | |
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| Less electric death, more break-your-bones death. | |
| Mission Accomplished! | |
| Date Published | April 29th, 2001 |
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Black Mage encounters a rather jolly old man, who's about to become a lot less jolly.
Cast[]
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- Old Man
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Script[]
| Black Mage | Well crap. I still don't have a clue how to find the old bastard that took our gold.
And now that I've nuked the old folks home, I'm fresh out of ideas! |
| An old man walks down the path. | |
| Old Man | Wow, I've got so much money!
More money than I know what to do with, in fact. Why, if I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd still be rolling in cash! |
| Black Mage | Shut it, geezer! Can't you see I'm trying to think over here! |
| Old Man | Oh, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm so happy to have recently come into such a large amount of money. |
| Black Mage | 1, 2, 3... |
| Old Man | It really is a great story, y'know. How I came across all this gold, I mean. |
| Black Mage | 4, 5... Screw it! |
| SNAP! (That was Black Mage's patience) | |
| Black Mage | Leave me alone you crazy old man! Can't you see I'm busy looking for an old man who recently came into a boatload of... mon... ey? |
| Black Mage realizes something. | |
| Old Man | Why are you looking at me like that? |
| Pan to outside Corneria. | |
| Old Man | ARGH! My brittle old man hip! |