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{{Black Mage|Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!
 
{{Black Mage|Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!
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{{Black Mage|''(Thinking)'' Snap out of it, you fool! The must gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.
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{{Black Mage|''(Thinking)'' Snap out of it, you fool! The most gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.
   
''(Speaking)'' '''I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN'''}}
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8-Bit Theater
Episode 024
Smooth, Mage, Smooth.
Smooth, Mage, Smooth.
"She's a White Magic Woman."
Date Published Thursday May 3rd, 2001
Previous Comic Episode 023: Enter Magic Shop Guy
Next Comic Episode 025 Temp: "I must be dreaming..."
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White Mage Makes Her Appearance And Black Mage Embarrasses himself.

Cast Appearing[]

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Script[]

Black Mage Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!

Oh wait, yes I do!

Black Mage thinks of blowing up Fighter, and he comes upon another shop, saying:
THE OTHER
MAGIC SHOP!

Spells of Healing 20% off!
Today only!
Black Mage Heh, White Magic. 'Oh lookit me! I'm a tree-huggin' hippy mage of love and peace and nurturing and--THBBBBPT!'
BONK!

Black Mage and a White Mage run into each other while rounding a corner.

Black Mage Hey! Why don't you watch where you're go...go...gah gah...
White Mage Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry!
Black Mage Hubba Flubba Wabba Zabba
White Mage I must not have seen you from around the corner. Are you OK?
Black Mage (Thinking) Snap out of it, you fool! The most gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.

(Speaking) I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

Both stare at each other.
White Mage Of course you are. I'm going in here now. Please don't follow me.
White Mage enters the Magic Shop.
Black Mage I think she likes me!