8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 024 | |
Smooth, Mage, Smooth. | |
"She's a White Magic Woman." | |
Date Published | Thursday May 3rd, 2001 |
Previous Comic | Episode 023: Enter Magic Shop Guy |
Next Comic | Episode 025 Temp: "I must be dreaming..." |
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White Mage Makes Her Appearance And Black Mage Embarrasses himself.
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Black Mage | Stupid magic shop guy. Well anyway, I've got so many Doomsday spells, I don't what to do with them all!
Oh wait, yes I do! |
Black Mage thinks of blowing up Fighter, and he comes upon another shop, saying:
The Other Magic Shop! Spells of Healing 20% off! Today only! | |
Black Mage | Heh, White Magic. "Oh lookit me! I'm a tree-huggin' hippy mage of love and peace and nuturing and--THBBBBPT!" |
BONK!
Black Mage and a White Mage run into each other while rounding a corner. | |
Black Mage | Hey! Why don't you watch where you're go...go...gah gah... |
White Mage | Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry! |
Black Mage | Hubba Flubba Wabba Zabba |
White Mage | I must not have seen you from around the corner. Are you ok? |
Black Mage | (Thinking) Snap out of it, you fool! The must gorgeous woman in the universe is talking to you! Time to turn on the patented Black Mage charm and make a good first impression.
(Speaking) I AM THE BLACK MAGE! I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN |
Both stare at each other. | |
White Mage | Of course you are. I'm going in here now. Please don't follow me. |
White Mage enters the Magic Shop. | |
Black Mage | I think she likes me! |