8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 026 | |
Holy Hammer, | |
Hey, at least he's persistent | |
Date Published | Sunday May 6th, 2001 |
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Black Mage goes one step too far and gets hammered.
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Black Mage | Hey, wait up! |
White Mage | Yes? |
Black Mage | Hi, we were talking back there in the magic shop. |
White Mage | Ah, the morally bankrupt violent little man. |
Black Mage | Exactly. Anyway, I wanted to ask you something. |
White Mage | Sounds harmless enough. |
Black Mage | Okay. Here it goes.
I was wondering, and this may sound strange but just bear with me, are you from Venus? |
White Mage | Er... no, why? |
Black Mage | 'Cause, baby, yer ass is is outta dis world! |
White Mage 'Pows' Black Mage with her hammer and he slams into a shop building with the sign:-
FLAT SURFACES 'R' US |