8-Bit Theater
Episode 026
Holy Hammer, Batman Black Mage!
Holy Hammer, Batman Black Mage!
Hey, at least he's persistent
Date Published Sunday May 6th, 2001
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Black Mage goes one step too far and gets hammered.

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Black Mage Hey, wait up!
White Mage Yes?
Black Mage Hi, we were talking back there in the magic shop.
White Mage Ah, the morally bankrupt violent little man.
Black Mage Exactly. Anyway, I wanted to ask you something.
White Mage Sounds harmless enough.
Black Mage Okay. Here it goes.

I was wondering, and this may sound strange but just bear with me, are you from Venus?

White Mage Er... no, why?
Black Mage 'Cause, baby, yer ass is is outta dis world!
White Mage 'Pows' Black Mage with her hammer and he slams into a shop building with the sign:-

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