8-Bit Theater
Episode 028
When will he ever learn?
When will he ever learn?
Ouch
Date Published Friday May 11th, 2001
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After more cheesy pick-up lines, Black Mage is beaten to near-death.

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Black Mage Hey, I'm sorry about before, but I really do have something I want to tell you.
White Mage Make it quick.
Black Mage I just wanted to say that those robes look really good on you.
White Mage Why thank you.
Black Mage But baby, they'd look even betta on my bedroom floor!
White Mage 'Pows' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black Mage Baby, I know you must be tired 'cause you've been walkin' through my mind all day.
White Mage 'Splorches' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black Mage That must be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like dat!
White Mage 'Crunches' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black Mage If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
White Mage 'Breaks' Black Mage with her hammer.
Black Mage What? You don't like pizza?
White Mage 'Thwacks' Black Mage with her hammer. She then 'fooshes' past Black Mage's flying body and 'Whams' him again with her hammer.
Black Mage Ribs... broken. Organs... bleeding. Spleen... still unaccounted for. (Wheeeze)
White Mage (Sighs) Lousy White Mage oath.
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