After more cheesy pick-up lines, Black Mage is beaten to near-death.
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| Black Mage |
Hey, I'm sorry about before, but I really do have something I want to tell you.
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| White Mage |
Make it quick.
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| Black Mage |
I just wanted to say that those robes look really good on you.
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| White Mage |
Why thank you.
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| Black Mage |
But baby, they'd look even betta on my bedroom floor!
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| White Mage 'Pows' Black Mage with her hammer.
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| Black Mage |
Baby, I know you must be tired 'cause you've been walkin' through my mind all day.
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| White Mage 'Splorches' Black Mage with her hammer.
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| Black Mage |
That must be jam 'cause jelly don't shake like dat!
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| White Mage 'Crunches' Black Mage with her hammer.
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| Black Mage |
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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| White Mage 'Breaks' Black Mage with her hammer.
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| Black Mage |
What? You don't like pizza?
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| White Mage 'Thwacks' Black Mage with her hammer. She then 'fooshes' past Black Mage's flying body and 'Whams' him again with her hammer.
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| Black Mage |
Ribs... broken. Organs... bleeding. Spleen... still unaccounted for. (Wheeeze)
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| White Mage |
(Sighs) Lousy White Mage oath.
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