|"Lousy White Mage's oath"|
|The Last Resort|
|Date Published||Monday May 14th, 2001|
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Will Black Mage survive or will White Mage break the White Mage oath?
|White Mage||I know I should.|
|Black Mage||(weakly) Agony.|
|White Mage||Oh fine. Cure!|
|Black Mage receives 40 HP from the Cure spell.|
|Black Mage||Strength... returning. Bones... mended. Organs... healed. Self-naration... fading.
And I owe it all to you.
|White Mage||Yeah, well let's not make a big thing of it. I just did what had to be done.|
|Black Mage||Wait. I... I want to apologize to you.|
|White Mage||(quietly) This oughta be good.|
|Black Mage||Y'see, It's just that you're obviously a very intelligent and beautiful woman and I guess I was trying to impress you.|
|Black Mage||Well, um... my friend and I are trying out for that Light Warrior job I thought that...|
|White Mage||A White Mage would make an excellent addition to the team?|
|Black Mage||Er... yeah!|
|White Mage||Well, why didn't you say so?|
|Black Mage||I guess I got nervous about approaching a woman of your high calibur (sic).|
|White Mage||A cute little guy like you doesn't have anything to be nervous about.
Now let's meet this friend of yours.
|Black Mage||(Thinking) Wow, that actually worked! Sucker!|