| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 029 | |
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| "Lousy White Mage's oath" | |
| The Last Resort | |
| Date Published | Monday May 14th, 2001 |
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Will Black Mage survive or will White Mage break the White Mage oath?
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| White Mage | I know I should. |
| Black Mage | (weakly) Agony. |
| White Mage | Oh fine. Cure! |
| Black Mage receives 40 HP from the Cure spell. | |
| Black Mage | Strength... returning. Bones... mended. Organs... healed. Self-naration... fading.
And I owe it all to you. |
| White Mage | Yeah, well let's not make a big thing of it. I just did what had to be done. |
| Black Mage | Wait. I... I want to apologize to you. |
| White Mage | (quietly) This oughta be good. |
| Black Mage | Y'see, It's just that you're obviously a very intelligent and beautiful woman and I guess I was trying to impress you. |
| White Mage | Why? |
| Black Mage | Well, um... my friend and I are trying out for that Light Warrior job I thought that... |
| White Mage | A White Mage would make an excellent addition to the team? |
| Black Mage | Er... yeah! |
| White Mage | Well, why didn't you say so? |
| Black Mage | I guess I got nervous about approaching a woman of your high calibur (sic). |
| White Mage | A cute little guy like you doesn't have anything to be nervous about.
Now let's meet this friend of yours. |
| Black Mage | (Thinking) Wow, that actually worked! Sucker! |