| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 030 | |
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| Ye Olde Captione where everthinge endse withe ye fithe lettere ofe ye alphabete | |
| Hey, Remember Fighter? | |
| Date Published | Wednesday May 16th, 2001 |
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Fighter unveils the new Light Warrior. Black Mage gets annoyed.
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| Black Mage and White Mage meet up with Fighter. | |
| Black Mage | Yo Fighter. How goes the Hero Search? |
| Fighter | I found one already! He's great guy. (sic) |
| Black Mage | Oh yeah? Where is he? |
| Fighter | Well, let's see. He kept patrolling the line of applicants to make sure there were no pick-pockets about. But I haven't seen him in a while now. |
| Thief arrives. | |
| Thief | Hey, sorry about that. I had to go to Ye Olde Pawne Shoppe to cash in my "findings". |
| Black Mage | Findings? |
| Thief | Oh sure. You'd be surprised by the things people "drop" and the frequency with which they are "dropped" given their high monetary values. |
| Black Mage | I see. |
| Thief | Coincidentally, I manage to find a lot of "dropped" things. |
| Black Mage | And take them to a pawn shop? |
| Thief | I believe in sharing the wealth.
(quietly) Of others! |
| White Mage | It's so sweet of him to give to charity! |
| Fighter | See? I told ya he was a great guy! |
| Black Mage | He's a thief! |
| White Mage | Don't be hurt. He lashes out at everyone. He has issues he needs to work through. |
| Thief | It's probably to mask his own self-loathing. |
| Fighter | You know, I've been saying that for years. |
| Black Mage | I could very easily destroy you all! |
| Thief | But wouldn't you only be destroying yourself? |