Well, since Fighter was idiotic enough to make you our contractual team leader, I guess you're in, Thief. But could you at least clue me into what skills, other than amorality, you'll bring to the party?
Well, I can steal stuff.
What good is that?
With a "FOOSH", Thief takes off Fighter's clothes.
Cut to a naked Fighter, with a black box with the word 'censored' hiding most of his body.
Anyone else feel a draft?
(blushing) You're tellin' me!
Black Mage 'Yoinks' Fighter clothes from Thief and dresses Fighter.
OK, so you can steal stuff, but can you fight?
Thief takes out two blades and swings them rapidly in front of him with a 'Bzzrrrrrrr' sound.
(next to Fighter) You're tellin' me, again.
Grrr, White Mage, why don't you tells us what you can do?
Hm? Er, Oh yes. Well, I healed Black Mage from the brink of death after I beat him within an inch of his life with my giant hammer.
You got beat up by a girl? Sucker!
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