Well, since Fighter was idiotic enough to make you our contractual team leader, I guess you're in, Thief. But could you at least clue me into what skills, other than amorality, you'll bring to the party?
Thief
Well, I can steal stuff.
Black Mage
What good is that?
With a "FOOSH", Thief takes off Fighter's clothes.
Black Mage
?!
White Mage
Cut to a naked Fighter, with a black box with the word 'censored' hiding most of his body.
Fighter
Anyone else feel a draft?
Black Mage
Wow!
White Mage
(blushing) You're tellin' me!
Black Mage 'Yoinks' Fighter clothes from Thief and dresses Fighter.
Black Mage
OK, so you can steal stuff, but can you fight?
Thief takes out two blades and swings them rapidly in front of him with a 'Bzzrrrrrrr' sound.
Black Mage
Wow again!
White Mage
(next to Fighter) You're tellin' me, again.
Black Mage
Grrr, White Mage, why don't you tells us what you can do?
White Mage
Hm? Er, Oh yes. Well, I healed Black Mage from the brink of death after I beat him within an inch of his life with my giant hammer.
