|Episode 034: Introductions Are In Order|
|Date Published||Saturday May 26th, 2001|
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Red Mage appears from out of nowhere and introduces himself.
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski (first appearance)
|Thief||So she can heal and wield a giant hammer. Quite versatile.|
|Red Mage||(from above) but not as versatile as me!|
|Red Mage performs somersaults in the air before landing on the ground.|
|Black Mage||Who the hell are you?|
|Red Mage||I am...
THE RED MAGE!
|Red Mage strikes a pose as fireworks appear behind him. Thief, Fighter and White Mage clap.|
|Black Mage||Feh. Big deal.
(thinking) I coulda done that. Er... if I knew the spell.
|Red Mage||Here is my resume. I believe you will find everything in order.|
|Red Mage hands out character sheets to everyone.|
|Black Mage||Why does this look like a character sheet?|
|Thief||How were you able to get your stats so high as a level one character?|
|Red Mage||Oh, it's quite simple, really. I took a variety of low impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.|
|Fighter||Gee. I just put everything into my 'use swords to kill stuff' skill.|
|Black Mage||Well that explains where your score in intelligence went.|
|Fighter||Yeah, well. Your intelligence... is the one with the uh score... you got beat up by a girl!|
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