| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 034 | |
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| Show-off... | |
| Episode 034: Introductions Are In Order | |
| Date Published | Saturday May 26th, 2001 |
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Red Mage appears from out of nowhere and introduces himself.
Cast Appearing[]
- Thief
- Black Mage Evilwizardington
- White Mage
- Fighter McWarrior
- Red Mage Statscowski (first appearance)
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Script[]
| Thief | So she can heal and wield a giant hammer. Quite versatile. |
| Red Mage | (from above) but not as versatile as me! |
| Red Mage performs somersaults in the air before landing on the ground. | |
| Red Mage | Excelsior! |
| Black Mage | Who the hell are you? |
| Red Mage | I am...
THE RED MAGE! |
| Red Mage strikes a pose as fireworks appear behind him. Thief, Fighter and White Mage clap. | |
| Black Mage | Feh. Big deal.
(thinking) I coulda done that. Er... if I knew the spell. |
| Red Mage | Here is my resume. I believe you will find everything in order. |
| Red Mage hands out character sheets to everyone. | |
| Black Mage | Why does this look like a character sheet? |
| Thief | How were you able to get your stats so high as a level one character? |
| Red Mage | Oh, it's quite simple, really. I took a variety of low impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages. |
| Fighter | Gee. I just put everything into my 'use swords to kill stuff' skill. |
| Black Mage | Well that explains where your score in intelligence went. |
| Fighter | Yeah, well. Your intelligence... is the one with the uh score... you got beat up by a girl! |