8-Bit Theater
Episode 034
Episode 034
Episode 034: Introductions Are In Order
Date Published Saturday May 26th, 2001
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Red Mage appears from out of nowhere and introduces himself.

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefSo she can heal and wield a giant hammer. Quite versatile.
Red Mage(from above) but not as versatile as me!
Red Mage performs somersaults in the air before landing on the ground.
Red MageExcelsior!
Black MageWho the hell are you?
Red MageI am...


Red Mage strikes a pose as fireworks appear behind him. Thief, Fighter and White Mage clap.
Black MageFeh. Big deal.

(thinking) I coulda done that. Er... if I knew the spell.

Red MageHere is my resume. I believe you will find everything in order.
Red Mage hands out character sheets to everyone.
Black MageWhy does this look like a character sheet?
ThiefHow were you able to get your stats so high as a level one character?
Red MageOh, it's quite simple, really. I took a variety of low impact flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.
FighterGee. I just put everything into my 'use swords to kill stuff' skill.
Black MageWell that explains where your score in intelligence went.
FighterYeah, well. Your intelligence... is the one with the uh score... you got beat up by a girl!
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