8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 035 | |
Someone get the abacus out again! | |
There Can Be Only One... Plus Three | |
Date Published | Monday May 28th, 2001 |
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Fighter shows us all why his Intelligence rating is low.
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White Mage | Well, it looks like we've got a pretty good team here. |
Red Mage | I'm afraid not. The rules specifically state that there can only be four Light Warriors. We are five. |
Fighter | I only count four of us. |
Black Mage | (whilst imagining to Hadoken Fighter) You forgot to count yourself! You clod. |
Fighter | Well maybe, just maybe, when we approach the King, he'll make the same mistake and forget to count himself too! |
Cut to the other four members. Black Mage is shaking with rage. As Fighter runs off, The others grab hold of Black Mage. | |
Black Mage | Let go of me! Just one fireball, that's all I ask! I deserve at least that much after all these years! |
Fighter | Wait. That wouldn't work. I'm so bad ass that I count for two Light Warriors. So the King would still perceive us as five. Damn my incredible fighting skills! |
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This is the first strip in the GIF image file format.