8-Bit Theater
Episode 036
I don't think Black Mage likes Fighter
I don't think Black Mage likes Fighter
Survivor 8-bit Style
Date Published Wednesday May 30th, 2001
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In the first of a twelve part special, our heroes choose who they want to evict from the party.

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Red Mage Clearly, one of us has to go.
Black Mage FIGHTER!
White Mage Perhaps we should hold a vote?
Black Mage FIGHTER!
Thief That's an excellent idea, White Mage.
Black Mage Not as excellent as getting rid of Fighter I bet
Fighter We should do a secret ballot though so no one's feelings are hurt.
Black Mage Vote for Fighter! Be gone, foul spawn of idiocy! I command it!
White Mage Good thinking, Fighter, I just happen to have some slips of paper here that we can use to vote with.
Black Mage Throw out Fighter! Don't you see? This is my chance to finally be rid of his bungling!
Thief Excellent. Of course, as the contractual leader of whatever team is henceforth formed, I am exempt from being voted out.

(Thinking of Black Mage, White Mage, Fighter and Red Mage) Suckers!

Red Mage Now we just need something to cast the votes in. Like a giant oversized hat or something.
Everyone looks at Black Mage.
Black Mage I've got black magic, a hair trigger, and a short fuse. Bring it!

Trivia[edit | edit source]

This was the first episode to be made in a GIF format. The previous comics were created as JPEGs.

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