Look. We're going to vote one of us out, and we need your hat to do it.
Black Mage
Why do we have to use my hat? Red Mage has a perfectly good hat. Use his.
Close up on Red Mage's hat with the words (see, it's a hat!) pointing to it.
Red Mage
Hey! I'll have you know this is a Plumed Hat of Power. It gives me a +4 to my magic score. The only way you're getting this hat is off my cold, dead body.
Black Mage
That can be arranged.
Red Mage
You and what army of archfiends, chump-boy?
Black Mage and Red Mage growl at each other.
White Mage
Come on now, guys. Let's settle this like adults.
Cut to Red Mage and a picture showing many rolling die.
Red Mage
Lie about your saving roll?
Cut to Thief and a picture of an elderly person in a wheelchair helped by two carers.
Thief
Steal from the elderly because they can't fight back?
Cut to Black Mage, Fighter and a picture of a mushroom cloud explosion.
Black Mage
Blast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
Fighter
I knew you were lying about that! I don't even know any spells, mage. How could I nuke that town?
