8-Bit Theater
Episode 037
Episode 037
BOOM! Everyone likes explosions!
Survivor 8-bit Style Part 2
Date Published Friday June 1st, 2001
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Everyone wants Black Mage's Hat. Black Mage wants Red Mage's Hat.

Cast AppearingEdit



ThiefLook. We're going to vote one of us out, and we need your hat to do it.
Black MageWhy do we have to use my hat? Red Mage has a perfectly good hat. Use his.
Close up on Red Mage's hat with the words (see, it's a hat!) pointing to it.
Red MageHey! I'll have you know this is a Plumed Hat of Power. It gives me a +4 to my magic score. The only way you're getting this hat is off my cold, dead body.
Black MageThat can be arranged.
Red MageYou and what army of archfiends, chump-boy?
Black Mage and Red Mage growl at each other.
White MageCome on now, guys. Let's settle this like adults.
Cut to Red Mage and a picture showing many rolling die.
Red MageLie about your saving roll?
Cut to Thief and a picture of an elderly person in a wheelchair helped by two carers.
ThiefSteal from the elderly because they can't fight back?
Cut to Black Mage, Fighter and a picture of a mushroom cloud explosion.
Black MageBlast a highly populated area into ashes, blame it on Fighter, and run like hell?
FighterI knew you were lying about that! I don't even know any spells, mage. How could I nuke that town?
White Mage...I think I'm going to vote myself off.
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