Black Mage and White Mage have a race magic row.
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| Black Mage |
OK, fine. We can use my stinkin' hat.
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| Fighter |
But I don't want to vote in it if it stinks.
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| Black Mage scowls at Fighter
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| Black Mage |
Anyway, as I was saying, we can use my hat, but you can't see me with it off.
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| White Mage |
Why not?
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| Black Mage |
Oh, it's a Black Mage thing. You wouldn't get it.
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| White Mage |
Oh I see. So you're saying because I'm a white mage, I can't understand the experiences of a black mage.
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| Black Mage |
You don't know the kinds of persecution my people have had to endure for centuries! And all because of the color of our spells!
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| White Mage |
Well maybe if your spells didn't only have purely evil purposes, you wouldn't have had that problem!
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| Black Mage |
Are you saying that black magic and its practitioners are inherently evil?
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| White Mage |
Name one positive, non-destructive use for your magic.
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| Black Mage |
Ha! That's easy. Give me a scenario.
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| White Mage |
OK. An orphanage is on fire. What do you--
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| Black Mage |
Use Fire-3 to torch the building and then pick off any survivors with Bolt-2 set to a wide dispersal.
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| White Mage |
You are a horrible monster.
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| Black Mage |
Stupid kids will never see it comin' either. Suckers!
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| Fighter |
At least I got to say a line.
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| Thief |
Maybe we'll get to be in the next one.
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| Red Mage
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