| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 039 | |
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| He's gonna cheat | |
| Survivor 8-bit Style Part 4 | |
| Date Published | Wednesday June 6th, 2001 |
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On the eve of the voting, can Black Mage be trusted with the ballots?
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| Thief | OK. It's all settled.
We each get one vote to reduce our number to four so that the rest of us can apply for that Light Warrior job. And no matter what, I cannot be voted off because I am the team leader due to Fighter's overwhelming stupidity. |
| Fighter | Happy to be of service, Thief! |
| Black Mage | Shut. Up. |
| Thief | Mage, we'll use your hat to collect the ballots. |
| Black Mage | Fine. As long as I can stand around the corner so that no one sees me. |
| White Mage | Can we trust Black Mage not to fix the vote? |
| Fighter | Wait. Why wouldn't we trust Black Mage to be alone and unsurpervised (sic) with our important destiny altering votes? |
| Thief | Y'wanna just ignore that? |
| Black Mage | Good Call |
| White Mage | |
| Red Mage | |
| Fighter | I trust Black Mage 'cause he told me to. |
| White Mage | Yeah, so anyway, Black Mage. Do you promise not to abuse your exclusive access to the votes? |
| Black Mage | Of course! Blasting innocent people into ashes is one thing, but voting? Why that's a sacred trust! I could never break such a bond!
(thinking) Gonna cheat gonna cheat gonna cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat cheat (etc.) |