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Episode 045
"SEE! WHITE MAGE DOESN"T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EITHER"
"SEE! WHITE MAGE DOESN"T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EITHER"
No Extra Title for Survivor 8-bit Style Part 10
Date Published Wednesday June 20th, 2001
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White Mage is working out what happened to the Onion Kid.

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White Mage Well, I'm stumped. The kid's got full HP and no status ailments. I have no idea what is wrong with him.
Black Mage I'm sure he wasn't driven insane by being confronted with something so infused with unreality or contrary to Eucilidian geometry that his rational mind instantly snapped.

(thinking) Good cover, B.M. No one could ever mistake that as an admission of guilt. Damn, I smooth.

Everyone looks at Black Mage
Black Mage Yeah, now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure I found him in the trash therefore explaining what you saw. I was pulling the poor tyke out, not stuffing him in. So it's a simple misunderstanding, right? eh heh...
Fighter Ohhhhhhh. Well, that make sense to me. Good ol' Black Mage, he's always trying to help people.
White Mage What are you talking about!
Fighter Black Mage is always helping people.. The problem is, they almost never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling... Or screaming... Or burning.
White Mage Why me?
Meanwhile, just left of those panels...
Red Mage So you see, 3rd edition rules allow you to add 'Feats' to further specialize your character.
Thief I'm liking the sound of this.
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