| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 047 | |
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| Black Mage farts out of his hands... and likes to light them! | |
| The Last of Survivor 8-bit Style Part 12 | |
| Date Published | Sunday June 24th, 2001 |
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The last Light Warrior spot is between White Mage and Red Mage. Who will clinch it?
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| Black Mage | Well, now that we are done with that stupid brat... |
| Meanwhile, in the next alley... | |
| Onion Kid | (whilst in a trash can) I think I smell wang. |
| Cut back to the Light Warriors. | |
| Black Mage | We can get back to voting Fighter away. |
| White Mage | Here's a hint. Next time you fix a vote, don't just write the fake votes on the backs of the real votes, OK? |
| Black Mage | Er, I didn't do that. In fact, you can't prove a thing! |
| Black Mage burns the votes using a spell. | |
| White Mage | Ack! |
| Fighter | Looks like we have to vote again. |
| Black Mage | Let's get serious here... |
| White Mage | Son of a... |
| Black Mage | Thief can't be voted out because you signed him up to be our legally binding slavemaster for life, you jack ass. |
| Thief | Cha-ching! |
| Black Mage | You and I can't be voted out because we're the founding members of the team. |
| I hate you. | |
| So the only real decision here then is between Red Mage and White Mage. | |
| Thief | Well, for the good of the team, not to mention so I can learn more of these 'feats', I vote for Red Mage. |
| White Mage | But I contribute a wealth of healing spells to the party which we will no doubt need in our adventures. |
| Red Mage | Ah, but I can cast white magic as well. |
| White Mage | But I can cast a greater range of spells, do so more effectively, and more often. |
| Red Mage | But... I like swords! |
| Fighter | Yay for Red Mage! I like him the best! |
| Thief, Red Mage and Fighter do a high five. | |
| Black Mage | AW, HORSESHIT! |