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Episode 047
Black Mage farts out of his hands... and likes to light them!
Black Mage farts out of his hands... and likes to light them!
The Last of Survivor 8-bit Style Part 12
Date Published Sunday June 24th, 2001
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The last Light Warrior spot is between White Mage and Red Mage. Who will clinch it?

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Black Mage Well, now that we are done with that stupid brat...
Meanwhile, in the next alley...
Onion Kid (whilst in a trash can) I think I smell wang.
Cut back to the Light Warriors.
Black Mage We can get back to voting Fighter away.
White Mage Here's a hint. Next time you fix a vote, don't just write the fake votes on the backs of the real votes, OK?
Black Mage Er, I didn't do that. In fact, you can't prove a thing!
Black Mage burns the votes using a spell.
White Mage Ack!
Fighter Looks like we have to vote again.
Black Mage Let's get serious here...
White Mage Son of a...
Black Mage Thief can't be voted out because you signed him up to be our legally binding slavemaster for life, you jack ass.
Thief Cha-ching!
Black Mage You and I can't be voted out because we're the founding members of the team.
I hate you.
So the only real decision here then is between Red Mage and White Mage.
Thief Well, for the good of the team, not to mention so I can learn more of these 'feats', I vote for Red Mage.
White Mage But I contribute a wealth of healing spells to the party which we will no doubt need in our adventures.
Red Mage Ah, but I can cast white magic as well.
White Mage But I can cast a greater range of spells, do so more effectively, and more often.
Red Mage But... I like swords!
Fighter Yay for Red Mage! I like him the best!
Thief, Red Mage and Fighter do a high five.
Black Mage AW, HORSESHIT!
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