|You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!|
|Time To Say Good-bye (Almost)|
|Date Published||Sunday July 1st, 2001|
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Black Mage is hypnotised by White Mage's bundles of joy.
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|Thief||We're gonna be Light Warriors! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!|
|Black Mage||(thinking) Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals.|
|Black Mage||(thinking) Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact...
(speaking) Mmmm... snacktrays!
|White Mage||Excuse me?|
|Black Mage||Oh, you know. It's a fairly cruse term for 'melons'- eeeeeeeeep!
(Black Mage's Brain talking) Think before you talk, you blundering dolt!
|White Mage||Really? I haven't heard of that one before. Must be a local term that grew out of the farming tradition here.|
|Black Mage||Yes! Agriculture! That's exactly what I was talking about and definitely not some of the most interesting parts of the female anatomy.|
|White Mage||Okaaaaaay. Anyway, I guess this is goodbye.|
|White Mage||Well, it was certainly, um...
(thinking) Nice? Fun Interesting? Tolerable? Worthwhile? Er...
(speaking) ...an experience meeting you and the others. I don't think I'll be able to forget you all.
|Black Mage||Wait! Will I ever see you again?|
|White Mage||Oh, you never know. Since I'm a member of a secret cabal of healers who are foretold to mend the world after a great evil that has swept across its surface and laid waste to the works of man, we might bump into each other in our travels.
But I probably shouldn't have told you about all that just now.
|Black Mage||I'm sorry, what? I haven't heard a word you said 'cause I was staring at your gazongas.|