8-Bit Theater | |
Episode 050 | |
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye! | |
Time To Say Good-bye (Almost) | |
Date Published | Sunday July 1st, 2001 |
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Black Mage is hypnotised by White Mage's bundles of joy.
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Thief | We're gonna be Light Warriors! Yaaaaaaaaay!!! |
Red Mage | |
Fighter | |
Black Mage | (thinking) Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals. |
White Mage | Hiya... |
Black Mage | (thinking) Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact...
(speaking) Mmmm... snacktrays! |
White Mage | Excuse me? |
Black Mage | Oh, you know. It's a fairly cruse term for 'melons'- eeeeeeeeep!
(Black Mage's Brain talking) Think before you talk, you blundering dolt! |
White Mage | Really? I haven't heard of that one before. Must be a local term that grew out of the farming tradition here. |
Black Mage | Yes! Agriculture! That's exactly what I was talking about and definitely not some of the most interesting parts of the female anatomy. |
White Mage | Okaaaaaay. Anyway, I guess this is goodbye. |
Black Mage | Yeah... |
White Mage | Well, it was certainly, um...
(thinking) Nice? Fun Interesting? Tolerable? Worthwhile? Er... (speaking) ...an experience meeting you and the others. I don't think I'll be able to forget you all. |
Black Mage | Wait! Will I ever see you again? |
White Mage | Oh, you never know. Since I'm a member of a secret cabal of healers who are foretold to mend the world after a great evil that has swept across its surface and laid waste to the works of man, we might bump into each other in our travels.
But I probably shouldn't have told you about all that just now. |
Black Mage | I'm sorry, what? I haven't heard a word you said 'cause I was staring at your gazongas. |