8-Bit Theater
Episode 050
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!
Time To Say Good-bye (Almost)
Date Published Sunday July 1st, 2001
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Black Mage is hypnotised by White Mage's bundles of joy.

Cast Appearing[]



Thief We're gonna be Light Warriors! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!
Red Mage
Black Mage (thinking) Must resist urge to destroy imbeciles. Must use them to advance own goals.
White Mage Hiya...
Black Mage (thinking) Must not stare at her rack. Must maintain eye contact...

(speaking) Mmmm... snacktrays!

White Mage Excuse me?
Black Mage Oh, you know. It's a fairly cruse term for 'melons'- eeeeeeeeep!

(Black Mage's Brain talking) Think before you talk, you blundering dolt!

White Mage Really? I haven't heard of that one before. Must be a local term that grew out of the farming tradition here.
Black Mage Yes! Agriculture! That's exactly what I was talking about and definitely not some of the most interesting parts of the female anatomy.
White Mage Okaaaaaay. Anyway, I guess this is goodbye.
Black Mage Yeah...
White Mage Well, it was certainly, um...

(thinking) Nice? Fun Interesting? Tolerable? Worthwhile? Er...

(speaking) experience meeting you and the others. I don't think I'll be able to forget you all.

Black Mage Wait! Will I ever see you again?
White Mage Oh, you never know. Since I'm a member of a secret cabal of healers who are foretold to mend the world after a great evil that has swept across its surface and laid waste to the works of man, we might bump into each other in our travels.

But I probably shouldn't have told you about all that just now.

Black Mage I'm sorry, what? I haven't heard a word you said 'cause I was staring at your gazongas.