And so, as the Warriors of Light gather their strength...
Black Mage
(chasing after the other Light Warriors)DIE, PITIFUL HALF-MEN!
So too does a Warrior of Darkness...
Cut to Garland and Sara at the Temple of Fiends.
Garland
Yes, soon the planets will be in alignment with the ley lines of evil and I will be able to usher in a new era of painful... erm, suffering and uh... discomfort in general.
Sara
God, you're bad at this.
Garland
Silence, hostage wench! cower before my dark powers of unpleasantness!
Sara
This is part of my torture, isn't it.
Garland
Grah! I am Garland the evil er... bad guy adversary person. Yeah.
Sara
Riiiight.
Garland
You will pay for your insolence, princess. For when I summon the Dark Lord Chaos to do my bidding, my first uh... bid will be to hurrrrrt you. Hurrrrt you!
Sara
What're you gonna have him do? Poke me in the ribs?
