| 8-Bit Theater | |
| Episode 053 | |
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| I always thought bad guys put posters of Britney Spears on their walls | |
| More Villainous Buffoonery | |
| Date Published | Monday July 9th, 2001 |
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Garland tries on his bad guy outfit but Sara is not impressed by his bad guy-ness.
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| Garland | (looking in the mirror) Ah yes, the ol' bad guy outfit still fits like a charm. Not many arch-fiends can say that. |
| The poster on the wall has a dragon and the words Hang in there baby. | |
| Sara | By Bahamut's flame, what are you doing? |
| Garland | EEK!
Don't you knock? |
| Sara | What's with that get-up? |
| Garland | It's my bad guy outfit. I was trying it on to make sure it still fits. After all these years, I've still got my slim nefarious figure. |
| Sara | I know I'm going to regret this, but I have to ask. Why are you trying it on? |
| Garland | Well, the Light Warriors will be here soon to rescue you. I want to make sure I look good for when they get here to die. |
| Sara | You villains are wierd. |
| Garland | Hey, you take that back! And how'd you get in here anyway? You're supposed to be my prisoner. Shouldn't you be locked up in a dungeon or something? |
| Sara | Probably. But, as I said before, you're bad at this. |
| Garland | Geez. Rub it in why don't ya. |